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Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Stretchers, fringes and tight jeans...

You know what's really, not metal?

Deathcore. Deathcore and scene kids are not metal at all. They displease Satan greatly. It may be a few years late for this post, since the deathcore fad actually seems to be coming to an end.. BUT I'VE NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO COMPLAIN IN A PUBLIC FORUM BEFORE.

 
"Guys, does this harsh lighting match my fringe? What about my mascara, is it running?"

I don't see how something so lame could possibly be associated with metal in the slightest, but scene kiddies seem to think their weak-ass music is metal. Breakdowns out the ass, no talent, girly fringes, girly jeans and vaginas to match are just a few things that spring to mind when some one mentions deathcore. I only wish it could be distanced further from deathmetal. How about faggotcore? Actually, that's insulting to the gay community, and as Satan, I strongly support the gays in their efforts to fight God. Uh... Masscaracore is probably more appropriate.

Whatever the fuck you call it, deathcore is definitely not metal. Now, rinse out your eyes with this picture of Corpsegrinder.

Shit.. that's better.

14 comments:

  1. I see no end to it unfortunately :(

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  2. Good tunes, man. I'll be checking back. Btw masscaracore is not my thing... lol

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  3. i enjoyed metal some years ago! good times were had ;)
    thanks for stating the deathcore thing!

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  4. I can agree with what has been said here. Now talk about Dragonforce.

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  5. Calling these people girly is an insult to girls.

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  6. Great post!

    looking forward to reading the next one

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  7. Cannibal Corpse for life man. HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMER SMASHEEEEEEEEEED FACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE.

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  8. the comments you left on my last blog post were really helpful :)

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  9. Watcha think of Divine Heresy, back when Vext was still singing?

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  10. they look like the beatles with the black ballcuts

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  11. The only deathcore band I've ever liked is Animosity. The difference with Animosity is that they were actually talented. Their drummer now drums for Animals As Leaders, and that doesn't just take talent, that takes someone downright insane. Nice post!

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  12. There are actually a few deathcore bands that I don't mind, but the ones I like are the ones with a much greater influence on the death than the core. It's a shame that some talented musicians have such an awful fan base. See: All Shall Perish. Great vocal range, shredding guitars, and blisteringly fast drums, but faggy kids like it because their music is brutality for the sake of brutality. :(

    Thanks for your comment. :D

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  13. It depends where you go to see them I think. Having been to Hellfest and Bloodstock several times, their base as festivals are a lot more based on death metal and hard rock.
    All Shall Perish owned at Hellfest 09. No fringes were seen.

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