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Thursday, October 7, 2010

Metal Grandma

Being metal isn't all about having a beard and never getting a haircut. While both of those things are awesome as fuck, they're not integral to being metal. Tattoos don't make you metal, and neither does corpse paint.

Jesus fuck... you're doing it so wrong, kids. You're going to realise how much you looked like asshats some day soon.

Being metal has little to do with your appearance, and a whole lot to do with your enthusiasm towards ear-bleedingly sick blast beats and guitar that'll melt your face right off.

Got a job, have to cut your hair and wear a suit? Can't wear combat boots in the office? Still a diehard fan of metal-as-fuck bands? Fight on soldier, you're in the metal army.

Labelling people and the idea of "belonging" to different scenes is just fucked, and people need to wake up to themselves. It's just music, not everyone is going to like what you like, and you're sure as shit not going to like everything that they like. It's not the end of the world.

This woman knows the score. I'd back her up any day of the week!

There's one thing that you should take away from this post: the knowledge that despite what you may think....

Old ladies are metal as fuck.

20 comments:

  1. Being metal is all about the attitude. That means being yourself, and being brutal.

    \m/

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  2. I'd definitely say it's more of an attitude then a look.

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  3. Top pic has more makeup then attitude

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  4. i want to see old ladies in a moshpit hahaha

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  5. Think of all the dicks that broad has dealt with over the years

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  6. Metal to the grave, grandma. Metal to the grave.

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  7. old ladies cant mosh cause their bones are brittle.

    doesn't mean they aren't metal though.

    +followed.

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  8. Old ladies moshing would be awesome!

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  9. Clown paint / kiss army paint =/= corpse paint

    imo, sarcafago and peste noire etc corpse paint is IN FACT fukkin blakk metal. I mean the type where its like a white face, with streaks of charcoal down your eyes. Immortal kind of ruined it for everyone with the straight lines and perfectly geo-symmetrical bullshit.

    And lol@inflames shirt and a tophat, what a cunt.

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  10. Dang its all hot topic up in this blog.

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  11. Oldlady's love metal. Its a fact.

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  12. My girlfriend's parents love metal. Every time I come over, I see them rocking out. They're both around 50, too. Metal they may not look, but metal they damn well be.

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  13. That's why old ladies have a hard time hearing? Haha, crazy grandma.

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