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Thursday, October 21, 2010

Black Metal Habitat

If you're a fan of black metal, then this one is going to be a no-brainer for you. For everyone else: where do half naked men, wearing leather or loin cloths, caked in black and white makeup who like to sing about the joys of Satan live? The answer may surprise you.

A mental hospital? No. A forest!

Just looking at this makes me want to burn a church!

Here are a few examples of how forests connect to metal.

First of all, we've got the legendary black metal band "Carpathian Forest"...


Next up is the Ukranian band "Hate Forest"...

Now, this is just a guy standing in a forest...


And this is the cover of the album Forest, by a band called Forest.

Whatever way you choose to look at it, there's no denying that forests are fucking metal.
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28 comments:

  1. SMOKEDANKALLDAYOctober 21, 2010 at 5:44 PM

    Elfin Forest is a really awesome place to take mushrooms and nothing goes better with mushrooms than BLACK METAL hahahahahahha

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  2. Stav88osOctober 21, 2010 at 8:17 PM

    Cool Story Bro!;)

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  3. Light Weight Baby!October 22, 2010 at 5:32 AM

    this band rocks!

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  4. DanOctober 22, 2010 at 5:57 AM

    Man, I need more forest in my life!

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  5. DanOctober 22, 2010 at 5:58 AM

    Man, I need more forest in my life!

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  6. AnonymousOctober 22, 2010 at 10:31 AM

    The forest must contain conifers too. Deciduous woodland is not as metal.

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  7. BubleeOctober 22, 2010 at 2:08 PM

    Yeah what exactly is the deal with forests in black metal? Like what the fuck? hahaha i love it anywho :)

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  8. KartoffelnOctober 22, 2010 at 4:25 PM

    That fucking mongolian-black-metal-player Rob Darken that enjoys having a walk in a cold-as-fuck forest...

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  9. scorpion tacoOctober 23, 2010 at 11:24 AM

    awesome post man

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  10. Secret Guide to ShavingOctober 23, 2010 at 3:28 PM

    great post. I'm kinda excited.

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  11. MezOctober 24, 2010 at 3:07 AM

    Hell to the yeah!

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  12. UnknownOctober 25, 2010 at 2:43 AM

    Now this is a guy just standing in a forest. LoL

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  13. Telia TuliOctober 25, 2010 at 2:59 AM

    Forest guy is way to awesome for that forest.
    He should be standing in an awesome forest.

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  14. Hidden BloggerOctober 25, 2010 at 8:31 AM

    Fantastic stuff! XD

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  15. El TromboneOctober 27, 2010 at 5:01 AM

    Forests are totally metal, no doubt.

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  16. befashionistic.blogspot.com/October 27, 2010 at 9:12 AM

    lol Forest - Forest.

    Don't forget the movie Forest!

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  17. AnonymousOctober 27, 2010 at 11:06 AM

    I like.

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  18. 776October 28, 2010 at 12:28 AM

    Keep up the quality posts

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  19. fightmeonlanOctober 28, 2010 at 9:01 AM

    Right on :D

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  20. KoniworldOctober 28, 2010 at 10:30 AM

    niceee band..

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  21. la comédieOctober 29, 2010 at 7:52 PM

    nice post

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  22. PterodactylToenailsOctober 29, 2010 at 11:03 PM

    The forest in my neighborhood is pretty metal. We take small axes back there and chop trees down for FUN.

    All the while listening to black metal.

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  23. Quinn ElectronicsNovember 1, 2010 at 1:56 AM

    HAPPY HALLOWEEN

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  24. El TromboneNovember 2, 2010 at 7:57 AM

    Love that guy.

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  25. AnonymousNovember 2, 2010 at 4:48 PM

    Love the pictures.

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  26. Mr.BrightsideNovember 5, 2010 at 8:42 PM

    Love Metal!)

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  27. LemmiwinksNovember 8, 2010 at 9:46 PM

    Kewl story, bra! waiting for updates from you

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  28. BrandonNovember 10, 2010 at 11:19 AM

    100th follower here, nice blog!

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