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Thursday, October 21, 2010

Black Metal Habitat

If you're a fan of black metal, then this one is going to be a no-brainer for you. For everyone else: where do half naked men, wearing leather or loin cloths, caked in black and white makeup who like to sing about the joys of Satan live? The answer may surprise you.

A mental hospital? No. A forest!

Just looking at this makes me want to burn a church!

Here are a few examples of how forests connect to metal.

First of all, we've got the legendary black metal band "Carpathian Forest"...

Next up is the Ukranian band "Hate Forest"...

Now, this is just a guy standing in a forest...

And this is the cover of the album Forest, by a band called Forest.

Whatever way you choose to look at it, there's no denying that forests are fucking metal.


  1. Elfin Forest is a really awesome place to take mushrooms and nothing goes better with mushrooms than BLACK METAL hahahahahahha

  2. Man, I need more forest in my life!

  3. Man, I need more forest in my life!

  4. The forest must contain conifers too. Deciduous woodland is not as metal.

  5. Yeah what exactly is the deal with forests in black metal? Like what the fuck? hahaha i love it anywho :)

  6. That fucking mongolian-black-metal-player Rob Darken that enjoys having a walk in a cold-as-fuck forest...

  7. Now this is a guy just standing in a forest. LoL

  8. Forest guy is way to awesome for that forest.
    He should be standing in an awesome forest.

  9. Forests are totally metal, no doubt.

  10. lol Forest - Forest.

    Don't forget the movie Forest!

  11. The forest in my neighborhood is pretty metal. We take small axes back there and chop trees down for FUN.

    All the while listening to black metal.

  12. Kewl story, bra! waiting for updates from you